What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:19

Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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